“Dude, it’s so ducking annoying.”
The full extent of the intended emotion was somehow lost on spell check.
“I heart astroturd.”
Never before has astroturf launched such ridiculous speculation.
“What are you Doug?!”
Intended as a friendly “What are you doing?" the text subsequently sent the recipient into an existential tale spin.
I mean, “What are you… Doug?!”
“Meet me on the coroner in five minutes.”
“Call Bach!”
Another dispatch from Ridiculousness in Auto Correct.
Thus prompting the recipient to reply, “What should I call him?”