Self tanner on fleek... Among other things. 

Union Square, NYC. 

 "Just say the first thing that comes into your mind."

Soho, NYC. 

You're nobody until somebody ridiculous loves you. 

West Village, NYC. 

Preach. 

Midtown, NYC. 

Celebrating International Women's Day the only way we know how: ridiculously. 

Meatpacking, NYC. 

Wait, what's the word after vaginas?

Today's lesson: compound words. 

Chelsea, NYC. 

Today's breakfast: Coffee with a side of literary beef.

West Village, NYC. 

This Valentine's Day, say it don't spray it. 

West Village, NYC. 

When 1-800-RIDICULOUS just won't do.

Chelsea, NYC. 

Ass Pizza tried reinventing himself, but at the end of the day he was still Ass Pizza.

West Village, NYC. 

The thinking man's "Sorry I'm late."

Lower East Side, NYC. 

Shout out to my brothers and sisters keeping the flame alive for Milli Vanilli.

Soho, NYC. 

Julia's anti-human mentality was taking on categorical nuances. This week it was men and gynecologists. Last week it was toddlers and Eddie Money fans.

Lower East Side, NYC. 

Well, the first word is definitely, "Texas." 

Lower East Side, NYC. 

Reasons to just ridiculously love New York City: Because all you have to do is stand still.

Flatiron, NYC.